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4.7
268 reviews

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24

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Here’s what we think: Review by Headout

Titanique is an outrageous, over-the-top musical spoof that takes James Cameron’s Titanic and flips it into a pop-culture fever dream, at the Criterion Theatre. This high-energy show, infused with Céline Dion’s biggest hits, transforms the tragic love story of Jack and Rose into a laugh-out-loud parody bursting with irreverent humour, Broadway-style theatrics, and plenty of queer-coded flair. What begins as a tribute quickly turns into a rollercoaster of absurdity, proving that sometimes, the best way to honour a classic is to completely deconstruct it.

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Arifa Akbar,

The Guardian
Jan 2025

"It goes on and on but this madcap spoof of the blockbuster film has a sparkling cast, including Lauren Drew as Dion and Layton Williams as the iceberg."

Olivia Rook,

London Theatre
Jan 2025

"There is nothing subtle about this jukebox musical, and that’s what makes it so glorious. Taking James Cameron’s three-hour-long film Titanic as the source material, the writers have sliced and diced the epic into a 100-minute, brilliant and bonkers retelling of that fateful voyage"

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