Duration
1 hr 20 mins
Closing Date
Until October 25, 2025
Age limit
Suitable for 14+ yrs
Why Watch Da Vinci's Laundry?
- Sharp satire that peels back the art-world’s glitz to expose power, money laundering, and moral conflict in this edgy comedy grounded in real-world stakes.
- Written and performed by Keelan Kember, whose debut Coffee, Ten Sugars (2022) led to February Face (2023), a sell-out success and Standing Ovation Award nominee.
- The play is directed by Merle Wheldon (2025 John Fernald Award winner for Emerging Director), who is known for intimate storytelling through work at the Bush Theatre and Edinburgh Fringe.
- Book your tickets to Da Vinci's Laundry in London for its strictly limited, razor-sharp comedic run at Riverside Studios.
Da Vinci’s Laundry, written by Keelan Kember and directed by Merle Wheldon, is a razor-sharp crime comedy exploring how the art world shifted from celebrating creativity to wielding power. Keelan Kember joins Fayez Bakhsh, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic, and Steve Zissis in a blistering ensemble. Eleanour Wintour’s set design supports the show’s stylish mood, reinforcing its moral core. With a sting of satire and a world dripping in champagne and compromise, the show feels urgent and smart. Riverside Studios hosts this debut for a strictly limited run. Catch your chance to witness Kember’s follow-up to his successful comedy Thanks For Having Me (2023), by booking your tickets to Da Vinci's Laundry in London.
Storyline
In Champagne-soaked galleries, two art salespeople wrestle with authenticity, temptation, and possibly a Da Vinci, if truth exists in the art world at all. Through their tangled romance and shady dealings, the play exposes the line between masterpiece and money laundering. Set in today’s elite art world, Da Vinci’s Laundry draws you into this morally compromised society. Themes of power and corruption play out in tight dialogue, building tension toward a moment where art and crime collide, leaving you guessing where loyalties truly lie.
Show timings
Show timings for Da Vinci's Laundry may vary every week. You can check the show timings for your preferred date at the next stage of booking.
Cast & Crew
Leading roles: Fayez Bakhsh, Keelan Kember, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic, Steve Zissis
Director: Merle Wheldon
Playwright: Keelan Kember
Set designer: Eleanour Wintour
Age Suitability
This show is suitable for ages 14 years and above. Children under the age of 16 years must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old.
Content warning: Contains haze, strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual, sexist & misogynistic references, racism & racial stereotyping, and alcohol & drug references.
Relaxed performance: Wednesday, October 15, 2025, 7:30pm.
Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!
Most theatres are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.
Riverside Studios
Situated by the scenic Thames in Hammersmith, Riverside Studios is a lively cultural center that fuses art, entertainment, and community spirit. This dynamic space showcases a range of events, including innovative theater, live music, film screenings, and art exhibitions, serving as a hub for creativity. A picturesque riverside café-bar awaits, serving delightful drinks and a tempting menu—ideal for enjoying a coffee or cocktail before immersing yourself in the arts. Catch a world-class performance or soak in the vibrant atmosphere—Riverside Studios guarantees an unforgettable experience in the heart of London.
Getting There
- Address: 101 Queen Caroline St, London W6 9BN, UK
- By metro:
The District, Piccadilly, and Hammersmith & City tube lines all come to Hammersmith Broadway station, a 15-minute walk from the station
- By bus:
The closest bus stops are Hammersmith Road, Hammersmith Bridge Road, and Hammersmith Town Hall which are serviced by the 9, 9a,10, 11, 27, 33, 72, 91, 220, 283, and 295 lines
Facilities & Accessibility
Amenities: Toilets, Dining outlets, Wifi, Cloak room
Accessibility: Elevator access, Wheelchair accessible, Service animals allowed
Additional Information
- Relaxed performance: Wednesday, October 15, 2025, 7:30pm.
- Security: To ensure your comfort and security, you might encounter a few security checks when you arrive at the venue.
- Dress code: Smart casual or semi-formal attire is the way to go.
- Outside food: While outside food isn't usually allowed, many theaters have cafes or restaurants nearby for you to check out before or after the show.
Tickets Redemption
You will receive an email with your Da Vinci's Laundry voucher. No need to print. Please carry a valid Photo Id for identification.
Cancellation & Refunds
- These tickets can't be cancelled or rescheduled.
Frequently asked questions
The cost of the tickets starts from £31.25 and will vary depending on the type of seats you choose.
The play does not have a strict age limit. However, it is most suitable for children aged 14 years and above. Children under the age of 16 years must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old. The production contains haze, strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual, sexist & misogynistic references, racism & racial stereotyping, and alcohol & drug references.
The show is playing at Riverside Studios in London.
It’s a razor-sharp crime comedy about two art dealers whose romance and shady dealings collide over a possible Da Vinci, exposing the champagne-soaked, morally compromised art world.
The running time is 1 hour 20 minutes with no intermission(s).
The main stars of the show are Fayez Bakhsh, Keelan Kember, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic and Steve Zissis.
