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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Opening on 28 Dec, 2024

2 hrs
Until 19 January 2025
Suitable for 16+

Why watch Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier?

  • Bill Bailey, winner of Strictly Come Dancing and beloved comedian, is back with his hilarious new tour show, Thoughtifier.
  • The show provides an engaging exploration of the human mind, delivered with Bailey’s unique comedic style, touching on everything from biophilia to unrequited love.
  • Bailey's outstanding narration skills, which won him an Audie Award in 2016, are on full display in this thought-provoking and entertaining show.
  • Enjoy a laughter-filled evening at the Theatre Royal Haymarket this winter by booking your Bill Bailey Thoughtifier today!

Actor, comedian, and Strictly Come Dancing Winner, Bill Bailey, is back on stage with his new tour show Thoughtifier. Bailey has a unique ability to blend hilarity with deep thought-provoking observations. His new show explores the human mind, our flawed humanity, and how it might help us survive in an AI-dominated world. Winning numerous awards for his comedy, including Time Out Comedy Award, Edinburgh Critics Award, and the British Comedy Awards, Bailey is sure to deliver a performance that will have you laughing and thinking in equal measure. Book your Bill Bailey Thoughtifier tickets and prepare for an evening of laughter and deep thoughts.


In Thoughtifier, Bill Bailey takes us on a journey through the history of human thought. He explores how our error-strewn, distracted, and sometimes magnificent thinking might help us survive in a world increasingly dominated by machines. From the self-scan checkouts to AI and ChatGPT, Bailey reminds us to celebrate our flawed humanity. Bailey tackles these complex issues in a way that is both entertaining and thought-provoking.

Show timings

  • Show timings for Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier may vary every week. You can check the show timings for your preferred date at the next stage of booking.

Cast & crew

  • Leading Role: Bill Bailey

Note: Producers can not guarantee the appearance of any particular artist, which is always subject to illness and holidays.

Age & content guide

  • This show is recommended for ages 16+.
  • Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!

Theatre Royal HaymarketRead more

The Theatre Royal Haymarket was designed and constructed by John Potter in 1720 and is the third-oldest London playhouse still in use. The theatre has been home to many successful productions over the years, attracting West End stars and global talent. The auditorium is renowned for having perfect acoustics. Originally known as 'The Little Theatre in the Hay' and it was renamed to 'Theatre Royal Haymarket' in 1855. In 1873, it hosted the first matinee show, with a West End production taking place in the afternoon. Notable performers who made their stage debuts at the Theatre Royal Haymarket are John Liston and Robert William Elliston.

Seating Capacity: 893

Getting there

Address: Theatre Royal Haymarket, 18 Suffolk St, London

Tube: The nearest tube station is Piccadilly Circus.

Bus: Bus routes 12, 14, 19, 23, 38, 88, 94, 159, and 453.

Facilities & accessibility

Available Facilities: Bar, toilets

Accessibility: Wheelchair accessibility

Additional information

  • Security: To ensure your comfort and security, you might encounter a few security checks when you arrive at the venue.
  • Dress code: Smart casual or semi-formal attire is the way to go.
  • Outside Food: While outside food isn't usually allowed, many theaters have cafes or restaurants nearby for you to check out before or after the show.

Tickets redemption

  • You’ll get an instant email confirmation right after you book your tickets.
  • Enjoy a hassle-free entrance to the venue by showing your mobile ticket and a valid photo ID – no printout necessary!

Cancellation & refunds

  • Tickets cannot be refunded, amended, or rescheduled.

Frequently asked questions about Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

How much do the Thoughtifier tickets cost?

The cost of the tickets starts from £25 and will vary depending on the type of seats you choose.

What age is Thoughtifier appropriate for?

The show does not have a strict age limit. However, it is most suitable for children aged 16 and above.

Where is Thoughtifier playing in London?

The show is playing at Theatre Royal Haymarket in London.

What is Thoughtifier about?

Bill Bailey Thoughtifier is a comedic exploration of the human mind, discussing various topics from the error-strewn, distracted, and sometimes magnificent history of human thought to whales, biophilia, and unrequited love.

How long does Thoughtifier run for?

The running time of the show is 2 hours.

Who are the main stars of Thoughtifier?

The main star of the show is Bill Bailey.