English
English
1 hr 20 min with no interval
DURATION
CLOSING DATE
Until October 25, 2025
AGE LIMIT
Suitable for 14+ yrs
from
£31.25
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Why watch Da Vinci's Laundry?
- Sharp satire that peels back the art-world’s glitz to expose power, money laundering, and moral conflict in this edgy comedy grounded in real-world stakes.
- Written and performed by Keelan Kember, whose debut Coffee, Ten Sugars (2022) led to February Face (2023), a sell-out success and Standing Ovation Award nominee.
- The play is directed by Merle Wheldon (2025 John Fernald Award winner for Emerging Director), who is known for intimate storytelling through work at the Bush Theatre and Edinburgh Fringe.
- Book your tickets to Da Vinci's Laundry in London for its strictly limited, razor-sharp comedic run at Riverside Studios.
Da Vinci’s Laundry, written by Keelan Kember and directed by Merle Wheldon, is a razor-sharp crime comedy exploring how the art world shifted from celebrating creativity to wielding power. Keelan Kember joins Fayez Bakhsh, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic, and Steve Zissis in a blistering ensemble. Eleanour Wintour’s set design supports the show’s stylish mood, reinforcing its moral core. With a sting of satire and a world dripping in champagne and compromise, the show feels urgent and smart. Riverside Studios hosts this debut for a strictly limited run. Catch your chance to witness Kember’s follow-up to his successful comedy Thanks For Having Me (2023), by booking your tickets to Da Vinci's Laundry in London.
Storyline
In Champagne-soaked galleries, two art salespeople wrestle with authenticity, temptation, and possibly a Da Vinci, if truth exists in the art world at all. Through their tangled romance and shady dealings, the play exposes the line between masterpiece and money laundering. Set in today’s elite art world, Da Vinci’s Laundry draws you into this morally compromised society. Themes of power and corruption play out in tight dialogue, building tension toward a moment where art and crime collide, leaving you guessing where loyalties truly lie.
Show timings
Show timings for Da Vinci's Laundry may vary every week. You can check the show timings for your preferred date at the next stage of booking.
Cast & crew
- Leading roles: Fayez Bakhsh, Keelan Kember, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic, Steve Zissis
- Director: Merle Wheldon
- Playwright: Keelan Kember
- Set designer: Eleanour Wintour
Note: Producers cannot guarantee the appearance of any particular artist, which is always subject to illness and holidays.
Age & content guide
- This show is suitable for ages 14 years and above. Children under the age of 16 years must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old.
- Content warning: Contains haze, strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual, sexist & misogynistic references, racism & racial stereotyping, and alcohol & drug references.
- Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!
Riverside Studios Read more
The Riverside Studios merges industrial heritage with modern design. The venue reopened in late 2019 and includes Studio 1, Studio 2, and the more intimate Studio 3. Once a BBC site producing classics like Doctor Who and Hancock’s Half Hour, it now hosts theatre, cinema, and music across thoughtfully designed spaces.
Getting there
- Tube: The nearest station is Hammersmith Broadway (District, Piccadilly, Hammersmith & City lines), about a 5-minute walk.
- Bus: Served by buses 9, 9a, 10, 11, 27, 33, 72, 91, 220, 283, and 295.
Facilities & accessibility
Available facilities: restrooms, bar, cloakroom, cafe, elevator
Accessibility: wheelchair accessible, accessible restrooms, wheelchair spaces available, guide dogs allowed, hearing assistance, access performances
Additional information
- Relaxed performance: Wednesday, October 15, 2025, 7:30pm.
- Security: To ensure your comfort and security, you might encounter a few security checks when you arrive at the venue.
- Dress code: Smart casual or semi-formal attire is the way to go.
- Outside food: While outside food isn't usually allowed, many theaters have cafes or restaurants nearby for you to check out before or after the show.
Tickets redemption
- You’ll get an instant email confirmation right after you book your tickets.
- Enjoy a hassle-free entrance to the venue by showing your mobile ticket and a valid photo ID – no printout necessary!
Cancellation & refunds
- Tickets cannot be refunded, amended, or rescheduled.
Frequently asked questions about Da Vinci's Laundry
How much do the Da Vinci's Laundry London tickets cost?
The cost of the tickets starts from £31.25 and will vary depending on the type of seats you choose.
What age is the play appropriate for?
The play does not have a strict age limit. However, it is most suitable for children aged 14 years and above. Children under the age of 16 years must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old. The production contains haze, strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual, sexist & misogynistic references, racism & racial stereotyping, and alcohol & drug references.
Where is the show playing in London?
The show is playing at Riverside Studios in London.
What is Da Vinci's Laundry about?
It’s a razor-sharp crime comedy about two art dealers whose romance and shady dealings collide over a possible Da Vinci, exposing the champagne-soaked, morally compromised art world.
How long does the play run for?
The running time is 1 hour 20 minutes with no intermission(s).
Who are the main stars of the play?
The main stars of the show are Fayez Bakhsh, Keelan Kember, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic and Steve Zissis.